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Procrastination Nation

Procrastination Nation

April 21, 2017

The first cell phone was invented in 1973 and looked pretty much like a brick. As the years progresse...

Conor’s Complaints: Raindrops keep falling on my head

Conor’s Complaints: Raindrops keep falling on my head

April 11, 2017

Rain, Man... Fun fact you might not know: Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other...

Procrastination Nation: Mainstream Movies

Procrastination Nation: Mainstream Movies

April 1, 2017

  If you close your eyes and think of one franchise that has the most impact on childhood dr...

Modern Feminism: When abuse is rewarded

Modern Feminism: When abuse is rewarded

March 19, 2017

Between 2008 and 2009, Casey Affleck was working on the mockumentary film, “I’m Still Here” with th...

Modern Feminism: Double feature

Modern Feminism: Double feature

March 6, 2017

“Hidden Figures”! Last issue brought you a preview of movies to look forward to in 2017, includ...

Conor’s Complaints: The wrath of Con

Conor’s Complaints: The wrath of Con

February 22, 2017

Trump’s Food Analogy of America In sixth grade social studies, while learning about immigration ...

Procrastination Nation

Procrastination Nation

February 17, 2017

Now that finals have passed, the time to put off our responsibilities and ignore our problems has beg...

Conspiracy Cafe: Lizards in the Cabinet

Conspiracy Cafe: Lizards in the Cabinet

February 11, 2017

In this issue's installment of Conspiracy Cafe, we have decided to put our political analyst hats on ...

Conspiracy Cafe: Snapchat

Conspiracy Cafe: Snapchat

February 1, 2017

It’s no secret that our government loves to spy on us. Thanks to conspiracy heroes like Edward Snowden,...

Procrastination Nation: A Hopeful Flashback on 2016

Procrastination Nation: A Hopeful Flashback on 2016

January 30, 2017

The year 2016 had its ups and downs, but now that it’s completely over, what better way to remember the...

Conor’s Complaints: A little New Year’s contemplation

Conor’s Complaints: A little New Year’s contemplation

January 27, 2017

Are You Feeling Infinite Yet? Movies, literature, and parents’ nostalgia after too much red wine paint a p...

Conor’s Compliments: A holiday piano man

Conor’s Compliments: A holiday piano man

January 4, 2017

Twas the night before a certain winter holiday (This is a public school, I’m not really supposed to sa...

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