Clarion Top Ten: Tweets You So Didn’t Tweet

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By Ally Grimaldi, Copy Editor

  1. #sorrynotsorry I didn’t call you…was too busy guessing between hot dogs and legs #tbh #tanbrownhotdogs—@calihipstergirl
  1. Taking two-hundred selfies just to find one good one #relatable—@ursovain
  1. Had to wait 20 minutes for my PSL #firstworldproblems—@suburbanwhitegirl
  1. Oh my god, my skin’s so oily you could cook chicken on it—@justgirlythings
  1. At one percent with no charger #fml #sademojiface—@iphoneaddictindenial
  1. I didn’t get the car I wanted for my birthday #myparentssuck—@blondiebear059
  1. Just stole a dollar from my mom #thuglife—@xx2cool4uxx
  1. Guys, I just hit 500 followers. Oh my god, I don’t even know that many people #blessed—@pretendingimpopular924
  1. Just regurgitated my green smoothie, can’t wait to drink it again #vitality #nana #healthgoals—@bodymindsoul
  1. @selenagomez stay away from my man #hesmine #belieber #married #hessocute #ilovehim #honeybear #obsessed #whatdoumean #ihaveaknife—@just.in.luv