Clarion Top 10: If the PPS water crisis were a movie


Clarion photo Jacquelyn Johnson

By Conor Bergin, Editor-in-Chief

Top 10 Proposed movie titles about the PPS water crisis…

10. American Plumbertop-10-golden-ticket

9. Carole Smith and the Lead Factory

8. Hell or Cleveland High Water

7. Suicide Spout

6. Pipecrawler

5. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sinks

4. A Few Good Water Fountains

3. Eternal Sunshine of the Leadless Water

2. The Fault in Our Pipes

1. Brokeback Fountain